I found this online and thought i would share it cuz its hilarious!
Pregnancy Questions & Answers:
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Update
ALOT has happened since we last posted so here we go!
1.The Perfect Pregnancy Workout DVD. I'm looking forward to this and cant wait to start it. Hopefully i can look like this chick in the DVD who is well toned for a woman whos 8 months prego (but what would u expect from a former Cirque De Solei acrobat?)
http://www.amazon.com/Perfect-Pregnancy-Workout-vol/dp/B000BLKJ5E/re...f=pd_sim_d_3
2.I went up to BYU Idaho this pass weekend to visit my sis inlaw Abbie and get to hang with the In-laws a bit. We mainly went for my sis-inlaws (Abbie Dunn) Collegiate Dancers Showcase!!! It was awesome and i promise ill post videos soon.
3. Happy Anniversary to us. We have officially been married one year!!! And might i add Its kinda annoying that our One Year Anniversary(!!) coincides with Michael Jacksons one year death anniversary... Just saying.....
4.We visited Temple Square last friday (Our Anniversary)with the in-laws and shopped a little a desert book. I found this Cute quote that said, "You know you're in love when you cant sleep cuz reality is finally better than ur dreams."
5. Daybreakers: A vampire movie that we watched recently. it wasnt that bad and i thought it was original. usually with vampire movies they're all goth and what not but this one takes place in the future (2019) and the worlds blood supply for vampires is low so they have to find an alternative or a cure. We also watched the behind the scenes on this and the guys that dreamt this up remind me alot of Russell (my brother).
6.Oh ya.....WE'RE PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!! I wish i could c what the baby is doing right now but i cant. At least i have A prego calendar to help me out imagining what he/she is going through ha ha Im 15 weeks on Tuesday June 29th. Our baby is due December 20th, 2010. A couple of weeks ago i was just sitting on the couch then i started thinking about the little baby, the cute little spirit thats growing in my belly.....i want to cry cuz im so happy and jon and i r so blessed :D
7.THANK YOU BLUSHING BABY BOUTIQUE for choosing me to win ur contest! Im so happy cuz i hardly ever win anything but this will come in handy in Dec. when r baby comes!
8. I heard this cool quote at church on fathers day: Any guy can b a father figure but it takes that one special guy to be called Daddy. Happy fathers day to all u dads, soon to b dads and father figures out there! ur doing great! Happy Fathers day honey from me and the grapefruit in my tummy. Earlier this year we thought that my dad wouldnt be able to make it to fathers day let alone his birthday but he did!!! Im glad we got to have another one with him!
9.My TOY STORY 3 Review: Adults and kids will undoubtedly shed a tear or
two for Toy Story 3 but thats how great the folks at pixar r, they make
u feel genuine emotions for hunks of plastic. i was completely
flabbergasted that a movie about toys could make me so emotional but
then again im pregnant..... I have nothing whatsover bad or critical to
say about this movie.
10.Lately my husband has been forcing me to watch the world cup.......k not really but r apt is tiny and i have no where else to run to so im forced to watch it!
(here's some random thoughts that i had as well)
11.I love it when they advertise 3-D tv on 2-d tv. it totally looks like real 3-D.
12.Hates how commercials or radio jingles ruin ur fav songs.
1.The Perfect Pregnancy Workout DVD. I'm looking forward to this and cant wait to start it. Hopefully i can look like this chick in the DVD who is well toned for a woman whos 8 months prego (but what would u expect from a former Cirque De Solei acrobat?)
http://www.amazon.com/Perfect-Pregnancy-Workout-vol/dp/B000BLKJ5E/re...f=pd_sim_d_3
2.I went up to BYU Idaho this pass weekend to visit my sis inlaw Abbie and get to hang with the In-laws a bit. We mainly went for my sis-inlaws (Abbie Dunn) Collegiate Dancers Showcase!!! It was awesome and i promise ill post videos soon.
3. Happy Anniversary to us. We have officially been married one year!!! And might i add Its kinda annoying that our One Year Anniversary(!!) coincides with Michael Jacksons one year death anniversary... Just saying.....
4.We visited Temple Square last friday (Our Anniversary)with the in-laws and shopped a little a desert book. I found this Cute quote that said, "You know you're in love when you cant sleep cuz reality is finally better than ur dreams."
5. Daybreakers: A vampire movie that we watched recently. it wasnt that bad and i thought it was original. usually with vampire movies they're all goth and what not but this one takes place in the future (2019) and the worlds blood supply for vampires is low so they have to find an alternative or a cure. We also watched the behind the scenes on this and the guys that dreamt this up remind me alot of Russell (my brother).
6.Oh ya.....WE'RE PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!! I wish i could c what the baby is doing right now but i cant. At least i have A prego calendar to help me out imagining what he/she is going through ha ha Im 15 weeks on Tuesday June 29th. Our baby is due December 20th, 2010. A couple of weeks ago i was just sitting on the couch then i started thinking about the little baby, the cute little spirit thats growing in my belly.....i want to cry cuz im so happy and jon and i r so blessed :D
7.THANK YOU BLUSHING BABY BOUTIQUE for choosing me to win ur contest! Im so happy cuz i hardly ever win anything but this will come in handy in Dec. when r baby comes!
8. I heard this cool quote at church on fathers day: Any guy can b a father figure but it takes that one special guy to be called Daddy. Happy fathers day to all u dads, soon to b dads and father figures out there! ur doing great! Happy Fathers day honey from me and the grapefruit in my tummy. Earlier this year we thought that my dad wouldnt be able to make it to fathers day let alone his birthday but he did!!! Im glad we got to have another one with him!
9.My TOY STORY 3 Review: Adults and kids will undoubtedly shed a tear or
two for Toy Story 3 but thats how great the folks at pixar r, they make
u feel genuine emotions for hunks of plastic. i was completely
flabbergasted that a movie about toys could make me so emotional but
then again im pregnant..... I have nothing whatsover bad or critical to
say about this movie.
10.Lately my husband has been forcing me to watch the world cup.......k not really but r apt is tiny and i have no where else to run to so im forced to watch it!
(here's some random thoughts that i had as well)
11.I love it when they advertise 3-D tv on 2-d tv. it totally looks like real 3-D.
12.Hates how commercials or radio jingles ruin ur fav songs.
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